His hints are not the best, that's for sure.

Oh yeah, he knew but doesn't know I bought one. I asked him to guess where I was going and he could have three questions. He's like: Does it have two wheels. Me: Yes. Does it have an engine. Me: Yes. Smart

This dude's pretty smart; he was here not long ago and some friends missed out. Due to all the fuckassery in our lives at the time we chose not to go but will go next time. I've watched some You Tube videos

Not a good situation for you, or Lily either. Hopefully a resolution can be found to what seems like extreme measures by the mother - at least from the outside looking in. I don't know the whole story

"Find your daughter?" You don't know where she is?

I'm always busy, just have to prioritise what's important. You been ok?

She was a cheeky little minx.

Yeah, yet to find something.

They're somewhat mixed up I guess. Although that Marie Antoinette knew the right if it .."let them eat cake." Ok, so they cut her fucken head off for that sort of thing but still...imagine if

To be honest I'd probably rather eat my own arm off before eating a frog again. I'll do a video and post it to my YouTube channel. I'll have to get a YouTube channel first though.

Orange cranberry sounds delicious! Butter rum sounds just as good. I've tried neither...never seen either of them here.

I generally get the delivery wrong. I'm not good at joke telling.

An oldie but a goodie.

Brick jokes. Not sure I ever heard one.

I ate a frog once, in France, and I'd say that your strategy is the best strategy. Not really something I'd want to do again; unless I was starving to death of course.

Baking pans for muffin tops? Someone should tell whomever makes all the muffins in Australia because I reckon they need to stop making bottom (shit) part! And for muffin magic, I knew one such as you (totally

Indeed, muffins can be quite incredible things.

I reckon I heard the frog one too - I would have used that but I ate a muffin top not a frog. Not sure when I'll eat a frog next, maybe when I'm in France.

I'd say that one needs to be on a higher level to comprehend it...but it's more likely that one needs to be on a lower level to understand this nutbaggery.

Yep, you're right.