Welcome back man,
It's true what you say about alcohol. I became acquainted with it in the military and it aided in turning me into a homeless alcoholic/cocaine cross addicted junkie for the better part of ten years. Cannabis and blockchain blogging aided in helping me get away from all that poison for good.

Your female plant is looking really good, your girlfriend did a great job of caring for your plants while you were away!
I like to name my plants sometimes too :D If she is giving off a great aroma, then maybe a name having to do with smell or something? 😄