It must be that I'm not fully awake yet, as my eyes played tricks on me (or I need glasses, which I refuse to believe.) and I thought the title of your post said "vaccinating with an old lady."

I also prefer drives instead of flying. I can't recall ever experiencing a pleasant airline travel. When I think back to the times I had to travel by way of flying, the terminal experiences are just as crazy and weird as the plane rides themselves. It's like being in some kind of a sci-fi movie where everyone is extra zombied out.

I wear a radiation-blocking sweatshirt with a hood for these long and treacherous drives (don't mock me, please).

No mocking here... I find it pretty impressive that you're able to protect yourself so well from cell tower radiation. Throughout the day I can feel waves of this stuff permeating my body and causing heat flashes. I think most people are in denial about their Covid symptoms.

What do you bring with you on vacation? I'd love to know.

Usually things go better for me if I bring a lady along :D