I don't know how you did it..

Last year some people talked me into doing Christmas despite my disdain for it. I really didn't want to but they were relentless about it.

They went balls to the walls on decorations trying to be the snazziest house in the ghetto.. Big blow up Santa's and all...

I went out of my way to get them some presents and they didn't get me a fuckin thing. I don't know who was more embarrassed them or me.