Nice tie... BONEHEAD!

Mahr's Law of Restrained Involvement: Don't get any on you.

Organized Christianity has probably done more to retard the ideals that were its founder's than any other agency in the world. --Richard LeGallienne--

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw--

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. --Alexandre Dumas--

Thoughts on Programming, Number 7: Each program has an appropriate level of care and sophistication dependent on the uses to which it will be put. -The Psychology of Computer Programming, Gerald M. Weinberg

They're an insidious bunch, your killer pianos. Had one get loose on me back in '62. It slipped out of the cables while we were lowering it out of its twelfth story apartment, and crushed six innocents

The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. --Quentin Crisp--

Thoughts on Programming, Number 55: Design of both hardware and software must be considered when doing the system design. -Proceedings of the IEEE, 2/78, p.167

Ah, monsieur. And how are we today?

Yes, make yourself scarce, Two-Sheds. This studio isn't big enough for the three of us!

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. --Fred Allen--

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. --Anton Chekhov--

Look! It's trying to think!

Home...? We're on an express elevator to HECK!

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face -- forever. --George Orwell--

The history of woman is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has every known; the tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts. --Oscar Wilde--

What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen? --Evelyn Waugh--

It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. --Albert Einstein--

The right of citizens to bear arms is just one guarantee against arbitrary government, one more safeguard against the tyranny which now appears remote in America, but which historically has proved to be