Honestly, I don't expect anyone to be reading my "complaints", but if you're reading this, tell me, is that a bad thing I said? Is that a justified reason to start a fight with me? Does it make me so bad?

You did nothing wrong.

A little trick I learned throughout the years though is to always ask questions when someone's being combative. Such as:

Do you want me to throw away the bag of lard that's on my balcony?

or maybe something like,

I'm cleaning my room, where do you want me to put your bag of lard?

When you ask questions it seems to activate a part of their brain that's not demon infested. I'm not saying it's guaranteed to work, but it's worth a try :)