There is quite a bit of talk on Hive about "marketing" and to be honest I don't know jack shit about marketing other than it bores my pants off. But what I am interested in is BEING LESS BORING. And that is a major problem across the entire internet. Everyone has had their pants bored off...
The most popular subject I blog about is TRANNIES. Five of my 10 most popular blog posts of all time are about trannies. The subject is so hot, every time I catch a whiff of a tranny story I pick up the balls and run with them.
For example my recent post "Milking Anna like a CHUD" is pulling in the hits with a full glossary of all the pervo words trannies use: https://www.frot.co.nz/design/funny/milking-anna-like-a-chud/
I identify as a CIS CLOCKER CHUD
Meanwhile "THE FULL TRANNY SUSPECT LIST" is going nuts - with a full list of potential celeb trannies and inverts, everyone wants a piece of the action and this is consistently my all time number one blog post: https://www.frot.co.nz/design/funny/the-full-tranny-suspect-list/
"TRANSVESTIGATE" is my number two post of all time: https://www.frot.co.nz/design/conspiracies/transvestigate/
Michael the drag queen is not the typical celeb tranny because he has a large penis that is frequently seen in public (it’s rumoured to be bigger than Barry’s)
I'm only half joking when I say, THE SECRET TO UNLOCKING HIVE'S POTENTIAL IS POSTING SHITLOADS OF PICTURES OF TRANNIES!