I AM THE SHITEST TYPERER ON HIVE

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It is self empowering to boast of your own accomplishments. And I really am the shitest typist on Hive. I can only type on a full sized keyboard, while watching it with total concentration (and never looking up at the screen) and truth is I only use one finger and one hand 90 % of the time.

And when I do eventually look at the screen every second word is underlined in red, not because I can't spell, but because I can't type...

On my tablet trying to type using the touch pad things get even worse as auto correct buggers up nearly everything I try to say.

But for some reason I'm good at editing pictures with the very same finger that can't type for shit.

Sometimes I think it would work out better if I just communicated with pictures.

Today this is what I'm trying to say:

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I realise that is a little vague...

New Zealand has just gone into yet another lock-down because our horse face communist dictator prime minister has ordered one. That is not surprising, what gets me is that the sheeple still don't grasp that the plandemic is a hoax. I want to bitch slap so many clueless fuckers I might not be able to type afterwards...

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I hate that lying bitch so much I might pop a cork...

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But if I pop a cork I might end up looking like this

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So I will just have some of this:

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And then I will end up looking like this:

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