Synonyms for illogicalities: irrational, unreason and unreasonableness.
We might go on pointing out the necessity for logic in speech ad infinitum, but we will be merciful and conclude with three not very serious questions and a small warning.
How do you say more colloquially (conversational): "But owing to the acquisitiveness of Mr M. (now Lord N.) ...?" "Owing to Mr M. (now Lord N)'s acquisitiveness...?" Natural to say, but pedantic (finicky) to write.
(a) How many arms have the girl who says, "My one arm is covered with mosquito bites.
(b) How many sons have the man who says, "My two sons are in America?"
"He asked me to use my typewriter" means, "He asked me if I would use my typewriter," not, "He asked me if he might use my typewriter." If you mean the second, say it.
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English Grammar: EBH Joubert