Near the end of the summer I came up with an idea for a pornographic game show. Since the prizes were to be in bitcoin I came up with a long ass title trying to tie the two together. There was an appeal to that name since the words had a rhythm and rhyme to it but I want something short and to the point but also serve as a catch phrase. I have no idea how it popped into my head but I settled on “Let’s Boink!” Since there is a B in the title it can be turned into the symbol for Bitcoin. I love onomatopoeias even though I can’t spell the word to describe them. Not in 7th and probably not now but saying the word boink is so much fun, it sounds like a game show effect.
Now that I have picked a name I’m solidifying the rules and it’s coming together better than I expected. Steemit is going to have a major part of the show because the contestants will have to set up an account and their user name will be in front of them. After the announcer’s introduction the game with start off with a question worth 50.0 STEEM and control of the Boink Board. That STEEM is theirs to keep regardless of the outcome of the game. Once the question is answered I go over to the player that got it correct and I ask them to introduce herself. I bring up topics mentioned on their first Steemit post. I then do the same with the other two contestants. I explain the rules of Round 1.
Round 1 is all about the Boink Board. There will be 4 categories with 5 different bitcoin values below them. Most of the time there will be questions behind the bitcoin value with the first correct response winning the amount while incorrect answers will be subtracted. Speed is important because players will only have 30 seconds to respond after I finish asking the question. If no contestant buzzes in all 3 will have to partake in what the Wheel of Immorality lands upon. Though if I player does not know the answer they can buzz in with the response “Let’s Boink!” which means they’ll get the amount for choosing the wheel. There will also be a 1 in 5 chance of finding the Wheel of Immorality on Boink Board. The player that picks it will have the opportunity to accept or decline what the wheel lands on but if they pass they also pass on the points. There will be a 1 in 20 chance for various prizes on the board. The 1st Round will end after 15 minutes or if the Wheel of Immorality is spun 5 times. The contestant with the lowest score is eliminated and given her farewell facial.
Round 2 is the lightning round and the two remaining contestants will ride the lightning while trying to answer questions. Initially I wanted to use a Sybian but those things are too pricy for the first season of the game but a panty teaser is reasonable. There will be 5 questions with the first to miss 3 losing or the player to answer 5 correctly winning. Tie-breakers will be used as needed. The loser will receive her farewell facial while the winner goes on to the Final Round.
The Final Round comes down to either one question or one spin of the wheel. The category is presented and then the contestant will have to bet a portion of or all of her winnings. Once the question is shown the player will have to decide to answer or spin. A correct answer or the wheel will double the amount waged. An incorrect answer will only result in just losing what was waged. They’ll also have the option to comeback next time.
