You know you want to be the life of the party.
There are few better ways to do that than to pop off with some good party tricks.
Kurt is ahead of you, dear reader, he prepared this fine amalgam of sources to give you a coherent instruction manual on how to be a competent magician.
Today's excerpt comes from the link at archive.org.
Granddad's Wonderful Book of Magic
Kurt was a man ahead of his time, as all true geniuses are.
Instead of accolades, he was ignored.
It's a wonderful world that crapitalism has given us.
Now you know a little more than you didn't just a few minutes ago.