I’m sitting here in, yes, Franklin, Ohio. Am I happy about being parked on a place named after me? The answer is: No. I was supposed to be home on Monday but the Atlanta loop crushed my driving time. Thanks

Let’s talk. After Joe Rogan’s first softball interview with Jack Dorsey, Rogan brought on Tim Pool to tackle Twitter head-on. It was simultaneously amusing and frightening to listen to progressives who

I’m at a (Please, God, KILL ME.) Seattle area truck stop. I have to take a 24 hour break since I’m out of hours. During this time, I dealt with the same cashier on two occasions, I love this guy. While

Here’s my suggestion to Longhorn Steakhouse... My daughter and I have an ongoing competition to describe how rare we want our steaks. Some of the honorable mentions are... “Hold a lit lighter above it

I love black and white photography because it strips away subtlety. People sneaking into a theater to see a movie in the name of protesting The Hollywood Elite (AKA: THE) is still theft. Claim what one

The number one word that Siri hears from me is “Sorry.” I never use Siri. If Siri pops up on my phone or IPad, it is because I accidentally triggered her prompt. When Siri pops up, I apologize. I did not

Steemit.com has provided me the opportunity to sail well above the plane of social media. My words can be censored on FB but the original content cannot be be altered. Zuckerberg, Pig that he is, will

‪The funniest joke of the century...‬ ‪ME: Here’s my powerball ticket. What’d I win?‬ ‪CASHIER: Lemme check. ‬ ‪ACTION: CASHIER SCANS TICKET, READS RESULTS.‬ ‪CASHIER: Out of five picks, nothing matched.

Before I call Shelly, I have to unload on the ABC analysis on the primary crap going on tonight. She doesn't need to hear me going off ad nauseum on the pseudointellectual conclusions being drawn by the

Oh. You can help me increase my viewership on Steemit. Fuck you. The truth is that you either get it or you don’t. Period. Have a nice day. Promoting my blog to people that don’t understand my thinking

Retarded pic...

Uh, seriously? Fuel prices are at an extreme low right now. And... In the eight years I’ve driven for this company, I’ve literally spent four summers WITHOUT AIR FUCKNG CONDITIONING IN MY TRUCK!!! FUCK

Trump has an axe to grind and he is out to show how real men get things done. I hate to admit that, on a much, much, much lower level, I have been in in a similar situation. Many Americans are waiting

A note to my dispatcher: “Hi, Ken. When is Dispatcher Appreciation Week going to happen? Let me know so I can show up in Omaha to celebrate.” Ken’s reply: “LOL... FUNNY MAN...” My reply: “Dude. It wasn’t

I heard somebody making fun of curling. Curling. They’re laughing at it and I’m like I’ve watched curling, I’ve seen it, I’ve watched it sometimes as long maybe fifteen... twenty seconds before changing

In the late 80s, 88 or 89, a deep freeze occurred in my home town of Grand Junction, Colorado. News broadcasters went insane. Their claim was that if the freeze continued more than ten days, the entire

I am listening to The Art of War. Trump is engaging in the art of war. My next book will be The Art of the Deal. Something tells me that Trump is intentionally appearing incompetent. If I am correct, Jeff

Here is my Twitter post to Elon Musk on his relative dissing of Nikola Tesla... “@elonmusk I just saw the video clip of you admiring Edison. All I say is “Slow Clap.” Fred Blassie said, “If these guys

It’s been a good day. I textedLauren that I was sitting across from a truck driver that sounded like Slingblade. I thought that this was hilarious. “Don’t reckon I gotta drive over no four-wheelers,

I just love the Pixies. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea. I gave up Facebook a few weeks ago because of Facebook’s “need” to monitor posts for “Fake News.” Of course, Zuckerberg