All my uncles are pretty boring.

But I was indeed in San Francisco for a while.

The plot thickens!

But I've never been to New Zealand before.

What a let-down. It's probably not me.

But I also don't have any siblings, and it would be kinda weird if my brother had the same name as myself...

There's really only one option left... I have been cloned without my knowledge... damn these aliens, I say it's about time we #stormarea51!