Jeeps are pretty awesome. At least, they are when they're working. Mine's being a PITA again. Would really, really love to have one of those Wranglers, but they're so expensive. Actually, a smaller Wrangler, with a V8 and built like a tank would be a perfect fit for me, going down to the waterfalls and all that.

The hot sauce guy... well. Attention seekers aren't really my type of people. If that guy keeps it up, he may get a Darwin award yet! lol