Glad to hear Dawggo is one of your several languages :)

And SO pleased you know where to put sticks - many Hyumis don't have a clue!

Here's a lil' xmas cracker joke I made up for my pal Sam who threw a party last week on this Chain. For your (happy I hope) memories:

Why did Santa's kitchen Dawg burst into tears?

_{coz the pans were all non-stick innit!}