Just smile if you catch this;
My childhood friend from senior school got married last Saturday in Abuja, but sadly i couldn't attend. We had lost contacts for many years when he called to invite me to his wedding with over a week to the big day, and since i couldn't be a part of his day because of the short notice i asked him to send me some photos of the beautiful soul that God has found for him 馃槂馃槂
Now hold on a bit, there's something about my friend Raji and the way he picks his women, he loves them very big, wide and occupying 馃槂馃槂馃槂 , i mean, if her boobs are not galloping it's a lie, he's not interested 馃槂馃槂 , Raji is one of those men who have no plans of buying a pillow when they get married, because he believes that the Lord will make him lie down on soft pastures 馃槂馃槂馃槂 . This brother and i go way back in our worldly days, so when i asked to see a photo there was more to it than wanting to appreciate God for his wonderful bride, and he quickly coded.
The first thing he said was "Bro, i will send it to you now, but please don't scream, i beg you"
I said "okay, i won't, just send it first"
...THEN HE DID!
Guys, i had to zoom into the photo to find boobs, yet hmmm, the something was like faith; an evidence of things not seen but hoped for 馃槂馃槂. I called him back immediately like " arrh arrh chief, what happened 馃槂 "
His reply to me was Rhema.
He said "Brotherly, one of the most amazing benefits that comes with becoming born again and chasing Jesus is MATURITY. There is a kind of Spirit-Consciouseness that comes upon you, and makes you begin to detest all the meaningless things that used to interest you, that was what happened to me."
You know how you have dreamt and envisioned your life partner to come in a certain way; i mean you love them big buttocks and busty, you love them tall, dark handsome with six packs, you have dreamt of a tall slim lady with a gorgeous waist line, you have already imagined your wedding at a five-star event centre with a prince charming who owns a chain of businesses. But all of a sudden you can't explain why you're so madly in love with a guy that has not even finished his youth service, let alone have a standard resum猫. You can't explain why you're planning a wedding with a lady who is an exact opposite of the big boobs and buttocks you have been dreaming to marry. Can anybody relate to this?
You look at them and you're like "you're not the person i have been dreaming about, but you're far better than all the dreams i have had put together"
This is peculiar to God chasers, there's that Spirit-consciousness that completely erases your own WILL? A consciousness that changes your appetite, those things you used to find interesting just begins to make no sense to you.. The kind of consciousness that will make you look at her buttocks and say "ehheeenn? If her buttocks is not big nko? What will happen? Will i die?, please! "... oh Rhema! this is too deep for me.
For people like us who know that it is not about what we want anymore, we just lift up Holy hands and say;
"Lord you know what? whatever you've got coming for me an ready to contain, short, tall, slim, thick, busty, buttocksty, six packs, pot belly, bald or afro, whatever you've got for me Lord am ready for it, because in 3John 1:2 your wishes for me is to prosper in ALL THINGS, including marriage, even as my health and soul prospers. I know that your best is always THE BEST!"
It's not about the physical guys, there is no register in heaven for men who married women with big buttocks and big boobs.
