My handwriting is very bad as well. Luckily for me no one ever beat me because of that. From what I remember I have only written one letter in my life. That went well. A girl I send it to was happy about getting the letter and chocolate. After some time I finally asked her to go out with me but that did not go so well- she did not respond...Perhaps me saying that I want to meet with just her and not with some other friends as well was not the right move after all. But then again. I have little understanding of what is acceptable in society and what is not. So in my mind that just seemed like I was simply asking her on date and not simply hang out in a group.

Still I think that your Head Master deserved to be introduced to a baseball bat. At least a few times.