Hi! This is my third post.
I have just arrived and I don't understand shit.

But I already know that I love you all very much. ❤️

Last year, I thought about buying some Bitcoin and maybe Doge and now I feel like a seasoned trader. I am not going to buy any Hive either, of course.

I have 30 years of corporate experience in management and marketing, because I am a door-to-door salesman for vacuum-cleaners.

My first post was blasted to heaven, which was so cool and totally undeserved. 🚀
My second post did not even make a $.

I have already read like 5 posts, of like the top earners here.
I voted for them, but they never voted back 😞

This decentralized thing, where everybody with a stake gets to decide how content should be rewarded is so awesome! It kind of is in my way, if I want to make the big bucks, though.
I lack patience, inspiration and creativity, but I can totally think out-of-the-box so I came up with a brilliant strategy:

Image taken from https://creativity.and.ideas.com/original

(Of course, I did not bother taking a photo of a fucking lightbulb myself or drawing anything, because that takes like 5 minutes and my SD card is almost full)

The idea 💡

I have seen how @ocd and @curangel employs all the people with no original ideas of their own, who still want their piece of the pie. That is kind of my idea, too, but the way I will go about it is completely fresh!

I want the power and profits, but working for them is just a low energy mindset, of course.

So how about this:

I propose to you the same idea, just with myself as the director* (!).

_{*I know, right? I sometimes surprise myself with my own brilliance.}

I am blown away, how nobody else thought of that, yet.

I propose that we skip all that decentralization meritocracy thing that makes Hive so great and offer you to instead invest your money with me. That way, we all get a steady income without having to produce any content of our own let alone reading mediocre posts.
Others will do the work, will try to build their audience and will also go through all the mistakes, that we can conveniently avoid completely.

It is 100% fool-proof.

I will manage your assets almost like a trust fund but without all the responsibility and accountability.

As a bonus, I alone get to decide what good content is, based on how much I like a blogger's ass and tits, or how much they suck up to me. Maybe I can even arrange some form of kickback agreement.

😉

And you can be part of it!

This is the best thing: It will build some sort of community where we rate each other's ideas, just outside of Hive and without using Hive, totally bypassing the system that I just learned about yesterday.

It is going to be great!

Disclaimer

In case this post gets any negative feedback: I am still a total newbie, I am still trying to learn. Maybe I am just not cool enough yet to hang with the big boys, so please excuse any mistakes I have made above.
I am still learning about Hive every day, by just picking up 2-3 core ideas and running away with them. This is all about maximizing my personal profits, right? Tomorrow, I might come up with even better ideas to exploit the reward mechanisms.
What I certainly know: I have absolutely no shame and a go-getter attitude. That is why I sell useless home-appliances to elderly ladies and drive a Mercedes BentZ.
I take heavy inspiration from the most successful people on Hive and I can sense the same energy-levels as mine. One day, I will get there. Just trust me.

I love Hive.
You are all great,
even though I do know anybody here.

❤️

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This is sarcasm.
I am trying to be funny.
I have been new here myself, once.
My first posts were a disaster and make me cringe today.
I am often ashamed of the posts I wrote a week ago, still.
If you are new here: Do not be afraid to make mistakes and bounce your ideas off of the community.
Perhaps this post can help you avoid being that guy, though.