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Hola chicos les he traido un nuevo relato de ciencia ficción en el que cierto programador descubre a un blogger con un contenido... unico. ¿quien este Blogger? ¿que sera su familia?
Sin mas dilación, disfrutenlo:
He presenciado cosas raras en internet antes. Desde colecciones insanas de juguetes de Barbie hasta paginas de contenido explicito que te robarian el sueño. Si quieres ser un buen programador tienes que andar por esos lares.
Pero nunca antes había leído sobre alguien que cuenta como el mundo a su alrededor se viene ABAJO como si fuera un diario.
Veras mis mejores amigos son una pantalla y un teclado. EL contacto con personas en la vida real es para dinosaurios.
¿quieres obtener la felicidad verdadera? Pagale a alguien para que salga, haga las compras y realice todos tus compromisos por ti y listo. Ha pasado tanto tiempo, que no recuerdo la cara de mis vecinos pero lo recomiendo 10/10. Mis unicos deseos en la vida son terminar mi jornada de programación de todos los días y leer Blogs hasta caer dormido.
Hasta qué... el 28 de Octubre de 2023 vi a un nuevo Hiver en OCD se llamaba Albaca987 es casado y vive con su suegra. En su presentación prometio aportar unos excelentes poemas y compartirnos semanalmente sucesos de su vida personal.
Allí estaba él, con una sonrisa de oreja a oreja, en tierra tercer mundista, describiendo con la frente en alto como va sostener a ambas mujeres hablando de rosas y como le fue en un partido de basquet con sus amigos.
Lo admito, no pude aguantarme la risa, pero me toco el corazón, por eso no dude en seguirlo.
La mañana de ese día él que me trae los suministros me dijo que se iba meter a un curso para aprender chino y me pregunto si yo queria inscribirme tambien.
Si ya de por si me agota entablar una charla con él para que no se le ocurra robarme ¡no puedo imaginar como acabare al interactuar con un salon repleto de gente!
Creo que no es necesario decirles si acepte esa propuesta. En fin hablemos de lo que subió Albaca.
Yo pienso que si eres un escritor de ciencia ficción eres alguien raro y Albaca no lo es.
Y agrega:
¿Invertir en yuanes abandonando la potencia mundial que lidera la OTAN cuya moneda es sinónimo de riqueza? No le vendría mal juntar un par de neuronas. Amigo ¿por que la desconfianza? De una vez te tatuas en el pecho la oz y el martillo en la frente y te la pones de foto de perfil y ya.
Ese día le abrí la puerta al que me hace los recados, cuando lo vi pensaba que se había vuelto mafioso. Le dije:
~ ¿No que preferias perder una pierna a tatuarte la cara?
El me dijo que sin esa marca no sería ni capaz de meterle gasolina a su moto. Yo pensaba que las sectas con 'marcas de distinción' y 'privilegios' solo existían en las historias de terror.
Lo que sea, el hombre volvió a hablar de su vida personal, lean:
Y luego dice:
Y añade:
-En el decía: 'el día de hoy 4 de Marzo de 2024 nos reunimos los presidentes de todos los países en la sede principal de la Naciones Unidas para decretar la paz entre todas las naciones'. En el estaba la firma de Jhon Vaiden, Vladimir Putin, Luis Inácio, Kim Jong-un y otros presidentes.
~¡Ya no mas guerra! Solo paz cariño, los podran sentarse a comer con un Ruso o un africano sin discriminación alguna (dice mi esposa).
Y agrega:
Amigo, existen las tarjetas de crédito, hasta en Latinoamérica podemos pagar utilizando la huella tactilar. ¿tiene algun sentido que el gobierno haga algo tan deshumanizado? ¡No somos vacas!Albaca987 esta dejando muchos huecos en su historia. Clasico error de Amateur. Me causa ternura este chico.
Recuerdo bien ese día, por que el hombre de los recados me pedio mas dinero para comprar la misma cantidad de agua por el precio 7 veces mas alto. Le pregunte porque, y cómo excusa me dijo: '¡pero jefe, ¿es que no sabe? una tercera parte del agua del planeta se volvió sangre!'.
¡Jah! Y luego que contara ¿que caera granizo del cielo, y luego Moisés me pedira que libere a su pueblo?
Quién diría que si te juntas con chinos terminas contando cuentos chinos. Lo perdone, es un muchacho, capaz quiere sacar algo extra para comprarle un regaló a su mamá.
Bueno, esta parte del BLOG que subió Albaca continúa con su trama:
Y agrega:
Buenos amigos esta ha sido el relato de hoy les traere la siguiente parte en dos semanas. Y tu ¿que harías si sabes que vives en el fin de los tiempos? Te leere en la caja de comentarios.
DALE a VOTAR y SIGUEME para vernos en el próximo BLOG.
Hi guys, I've brought you a new science fiction story in which a certain programmer discovers a blogger with unique content. Who is this blogger? What will his family be like?
Without further ado, enjoy it:
I've seen strange things on the internet before. From insane collections of Barbie dolls to explicit content pages that would steal your sleep. If you want to be a good programmer, you have to hang around those places.
But I had never read before about someone who recounts how the world around them is coming DOWN as if it were a diary.
You see, my best friends are a screen and a keyboard. Contact with people in real life is for dinosaurs.
Do you want to achieve true happiness? Pay someone to go out, do the shopping, and fulfill all your commitments for you, and that's it. It's been so long since I remember the faces of my neighbors, but I recommend it 10/10. My only wishes in life are to finish my daily programming day and read Blogs until I fall a sleep.
Until... on October 28, 2023, I saw a new Hiver on OCD named Albaca987 is married and lives with his mother-in-law. In his presentation, he promised to contribute some excellent poems and share weekly events from his personal life with us.
There he was, with a smile from ear to ear, in third-world land, describing with his head held high how he is going to support both women talking about roses and how he did in a basketball game with his friends.
I admit, I couldn't help but laugh, but it touched my heart, so I didn't hesitate to follow him.
On the morning of that day, the guy who brings me supplies told me that he was going to enroll in a Chinese language course and asked me if I wanted to enroll too.
If it's already exhausting for me to start a conversation with him so he doesn't steal from me, I can't imagine how I'll end up when I interact with a room full of people!
I don't think it's necessary to tell them if I accepted that proposal. Anyway, let's talk about what Albaca uploaded.
I think that if you are a science fiction writer, you are someone weird and Albaca is not.
And he adds:
Investing in yuans abandoning the world power led by NATO whose currency is synonymous with wealth? He wouldn't mind putting together a couple of neurons. Friend, why the distrust? You might as well get a hammer and sickle tattooed on your chest and forehead and put it as your profile picture.
That day I opened the door to the guy who does my errands, when I saw him I thought he had turned into a mobster. I said to him:
"Didn't you say you'd rather lose a leg than get your face tattooed?"
He told me that without that mark he wouldn't even be able to put gas in his motorcycle. I thought that sects with "distinction marks" and "privileges" only existed in horror stories.
Whatever, the man went back to talking about his personal life, read:
And then he says:
And he adds:
"It said: 'On this day, March 4, 2024, the presidents of all countries met at the headquarters of the United Nations to declare peace between all nations'. John Biden, Vladimir Putin, Luis Inácio, Kim Jong-un, and other presidents signed it.
~ "No more war! Only peace, dear, you can sit down to eat with a Russian or an African without any discrimination (says my wife).
And he adds:
"Jumh, as if that would really happen. What do you think? Do you think we will end up like the dinosaurs at some point? Leave your vote and comment."
Friend, there are credit cards, even in Latin America we can pay using fingerprint technology. Does it make any sense for the government to do something so dehumanizing? We are not cows! Albaca987 is leaving many gaps in his story. Classic amateur mistake. This guy is cute to me.
I remember that day well, because the errand boy asked me for more money to buy the same amount of water for seven times the price. I asked him why, and as an excuse he said: 'But boss, don't you know? A third of the water on the planet turned to blood!'.
'Jah! And then what would he say? That hail will fall from the sky, and then Moses will ask me to free his people?
Who would have thought that if you hang out with Chinese people you end up telling Chinese stories. I forgave him, he's a kid, maybe he wants to make some extra money to buy a gift for his mom.
Well, this part of the BLOG that Albaca uploaded continues with his plot:
My friends and I met at the basketball court. When I arrived I saw them, they were all sitting on the bench looking at the floor. I said to them, 'Oh, come on! Who would have thought that a meteorite would hit our planet? Cheer up, we're still alive, that's what matters' (I said trying to cheer up the atmosphere).
And he adds:
One of them answered me: 'Albaca, you don't understand! 33.3% OF THE WATER TURNED INTO...! My best friend stopped him before he could finish.
I apologize for the depressing tone, friends of Hive. But please, is there no one up there in the clouds who cares about us? What is this?
Well friends, this has been the story for today, I will bring you the next part in two weeks. And you, what would you do if you knew you were living in the end times? I'll read you in the comments section.
VOTE and FOLLOW me to see us in the next BLOG.
