It was a rainy Friday afternoon after I and John had eaten the last portion of rice in the house since both of us refuse to go to the market to restock the food that had finished. I had begged him several times to go but he refuse and insisted I go with him, I refused because I was the one that went the last time and he also refuses to help me, so it was my turn to pay back.
When it was evening time and we started getting hungry again, I decided to go with him to the market because he promise to get me anything I wanted. We stepped out but it looked like it was going to rain again, I asked him if he really wanted to go that evening and he said Yes. Immediately after we stepped out, it began to rain. We had to hide in a bar and in that bar, they had grilled chicken and enough alcoholic drinks. John asked us to take a sit and wait until the rain stopped but I refuse knowing anything might happen. He continue to insist, so without much persuasion, I joined him. It was like the waiter had been waiting for us to take our seat, after we sat the waiter brought a menu list and dropped it on our table. I and John know very well that we can't handle even 2% alcohol but John said with a grilled chicken the beer won't affect much. I was wondering if it was the money we wanted to use for foodstuff, we made our order and were allowed to drink and eat before paying, I wonder what kind of service it was. What I know mostly was "Pay before service"
After we had our fill, John brought out some money and paid, I couldn't tell how much but the waitress was really happy. She was just smiling and thanking us, I was like just over 1 chicken and 2 beers we bought from her. They must really lack customers.
We went back home with dizzy eyes. I told john to open the door forgetting the key was with me but instead, John went ahead to try opening it with his fingernail. We spent 10 minutes at the door before I realized the key was with me. It got dark so fast and I wasn't asleep same as John, we were trying our best to write an article before we sleep for the nice, it was then I heard someone talking at our window.
Hey John, I think someone is at the window, I said to him. He looked out the window and saw some human body shape shadow but he assure me it was a cloud and I believe. I heard a voice saying "I think they are at home". I heard a knock on the door and I asked John who it was, there was no reply because he was fast asleep. I shake him several times before there was a response. "How is at the door John," he said "Open and see, it might be my dad" and I don't want any issue with his dad, so I opened the door and the man in the mask could tell we were drunk.
He just ask me to sleep which I did and that was the last thing I remembered. When we woke up there was nothing in our room again except our bed. It was then we swore never to drink alcohol again. The end.
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