It was a beautiful Wednesday morning and I had to find my way to the market which is very far away. I haven't had any lady at my place for a while so the fridge and pot are empty. It was frustrating already because I was hungry but what was more frustrating was that my car was on the other street.
I have got no parking lot in my space. I took my small bag where I would put some drinks and left the house. I walked for a while and got to my car only for me to remember that I forgot my car key at home.
So I had to drop the bag because the lady at the store close to my house saw me with the bag and I don't want to look like a forgetful person. I walk back home, and when I got to the door I remembered I had dropped the key in the bag馃槓馃檮.
Why is heaven doing this to a hungry man
I thought to myself.
I walked back to the car just for me to realize I had the door key in my pocket. Damn that huge pocket, I once lost my phone in that pocket. I walked back home, enter my living room and search everywhere but I couldn't find the car key.
I pause to rethink where it must have been, then I thought to myself.
Did you check inside the bag...
As I was hurrying back to where the car is before someone takes the car key and drive away my car. This devil-sent beautiful maiden came to my door and asked if she could use my blender.
oh yes of cause you can use the blender, beside how come your face is shining this morning, I can't tell the difference between you and the sun.
She was just blushing, meanwhile, I wanted her to hurry so I could get my bag from where I kept it. I didn't even hide the bag, it was beside the car. Any homeless person might see it and think it's a gift from God.
The lady blend the first set of pepper and said she wanted to go bring some tomatoes so she could blend them also.
oh oh, devil nice try. This can't walk on me.
As soon as she stepped out to get the tomatoes from her apartment, I locked my door and ran away. I got to my car and my bag was still there. There was a sign of relief within me. I searched for the car key but couldn't find it inside the back.
I then realizes that the key had been with my neighbor all along because he borrowed my car and haven't returned the key. I went to the cold room, got some chicken, and plan to beg Betty who has been using my blender to cook for me with the chicken as a bribe.
On my way home now, I hope she cooks for me cause I'm way too hungry to see anything now. Thanks for reading.馃槶馃槶
