Good Day everyone.
Hello comedy open mic community.
I and my mom saw a video on Facebook on how fish is swimming in your stomach, by eating a fresh fish and drinking water.when i and my mom saw it we were shock on how fish is swimming in your stomach.
It was later we check the comments section and read funny trick. we both laugh.
At school I and my classmate were at class,my class teacher was feeling unhappy 😭😭 so I and my classmate planned to make the teacher smile and laugh 😀😃😄by telling him comedy.
➡️. What did one plate say to the other plates 🍽️ ?
Dinner is on me 🍲🥗
➡️ What can of fish only swims at night ? Star fish 🌟 🐟
➡️ What happens when a grape 🍇 is running over crossing the road ?
Traffic Jam
➡️ Why did the triangle🔺 felt sorry for the circle 🔴 ?
It is because it is pointless 🗡️⚔️
➡️ Why is the maths book sad 😭😭 ?
It has to many problem 😇😱
➡️ What is the Easter bunny 🥯🍩 favorite music ?
Hip Hop music 🕺🕺
➡️ Why did you say my picture 🃏 is in prison 🏢 ?
Because it was framed 🖼️
➡️ People 🧍keep their money 💰 in Banks🏦 while polar bears 🐻❄️ 🐻 keep their money 💰 in snow Banks ⛄
➡️ Why is the tomatoes 🍅🍅 blush ?
Because it saw the salad 🍚🍚 dressing 👘👒🕶️👠💼
➡️ Why did you call my room 🏡🛏️ mushrooms 🍄🍄 ?
It is because it has to much load 🎖️🏅🥉🥇⚽⚾🏆🏉🏈🏐🏀🩱🎽🎩🪞🕞📆
Thank you for reading, I hope i made you laugh at some point.