My first time masturbating was when I was 24. My mom was washing the dishes and she bent over and I started to rub myself against the kitchen table. It felt so good and I got some jaguar.sauce on my hand but I told my mom it was butter and I ate it to prove it.
Then later on I was walking to the store to steal some rice and I saw a cat. It had the sexiest stripes! So guess what I did? 😊
Then after that I was walking home and I saw a horse peeing. Man I wanted to get under that big fuckin horse cock and drink it all but they had an electric fence so I had to look up old pictures of cavalry soldiers and pour warm lemonade on my chest
I hope you like my new blog.
This is Faguar Horse.
Reporting directly from the gloryhole!
Onwards!
