MORNING!

Enjoy your Bubble Gum and NFL, brooooooo!

Would it be legal for me to mail you some cannabis from Canada? Some great strains up here!

Get you a Nicolas Cage box of tasty treats from a local dispensary here!

EDIT Crap I guess no: Why You Can’t Mail Marijuana – Even Between Legal States
The answer is no. Marijuana is still very much illegal at the federal level, and since the United States Postal Service is a federal entity, anything involving marijuana is prohibited via the standard snail mail route. Shipping/mailing marijuana is considered to be interstate trafficking according to the federal government, and is strictly prohibited, so any type of activity with any entity (UPS, etc.) along those lines is against the law.

But get some Pink Kush if you find it! Or WAPPA