Here comes the master post titles and selfies, both of which are horrendous in this post, but it's all I have to give today. I tried to take proper pictures with a proper camera but nothing worked so phone selfies it is.

I've been out in the balcony for most of today, getting a tiny bit of a tan, which is usually unheard of in April in Finland, but the balcony heats up really nicely when it's sunny. I only cracked open few of the windows and sat on my Fatboy wearing a bikini top and sexy sweatpants. I tan quite easily and don't burn immediately, but tan never lasts on my face for more than two washes if I don't get more sun regularly.

I have been out in the balcony for two days and to my delight, I saw my freckles pop up! They have been missing for some reason a couple years, even though I got a lot of sun last year with the Finnish summer being the hottest ever, and travelling to a couple exotic destinations during the winter. I really really like having freckles and I hope the sun will let them multiply and last this year. The freckles can be seen on the last picture, which is a very awkward angle but it was hard to get the freckles to show up on my nose and cheekbones otherwise.

Do you notice anything else different? No? Well I wouldn't expect you to but a couple days ago I dyed my hair for the first time in almost two years. It was starting to look quite a bit too orange for my liking so I toned it to be a cooler tone brown, which is closer to how my hair naturally is, before the sun bleaches it. I think it turned out pretty nicely, but we'll see how long it lasts because it's not a permanent colour. I don't wanna start dyeing my hair every month again, but maybe every six months wouldn't be too bad.

Hmmm, what else did I have in my mind....

TITS!

Almost forgot about the tits! A week or so ago a friend of mine, who shall remain anonymous, texted me out of the blue about my tits, asking if it's just him seeing it or have my tits actually gotten bigger lately. He cracks me up! I'm happy to report that my tits have in fact been getting more feminine in the past months, even though I am pretty sure I have weighted the same for over ten years, so it's not that I have gotten fat. It of course depends on the time of the month, but they are overall bigger than what they used to be, and I ain't mad about that. Am I finally becoming a women?

I'm hella cranky this evening so I'm probably just going to log off for the remaining of the day so I don't bite any heads off. I'll be back tomorrow.