You want a users manual for being human? I wanted a users manual for raising my boy. Talk about stress.

I've had to work with some potheads. "Yeah...you go ahead and do the work. I'll just sit here and chill out." he said

"But...if we don't get this finished it's gonna freeze and we're all gonna die!" I sez

"Coool . Everyone dies. Just chill. OK?" sez he.