Are you enjoying this?
Good. You have about five minutes left.
I might be off by a year or two, but let's just call it five minutes.
It's easy to say shit like that, because if your'e wrong, no one complains.
So don't spend your last four minutes whining about stupid claims made by myself.
Go live your life, be happy and free.
Just remember, if your'e not in charge, someone else is.
But who has time for the burden of leadership?
The experts say you only have three minutes left anyhow, so why waste it steering the ship?
Rowing gives you buns of steel.
And you only have two minutes left to attract a mate, so keep rowing!
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