Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them infront of his class .He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ."
----HIS teacher said ,"very good ,Wilfred. But you the p.WHERE'S THE P?
-----HE replied ,"It's running down my leg".
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