It is the shortest night of the year and sun is already rising fast and it is only 3.30am. We are traveling to Helsinki airport by bus and the entertainment is provided by drunken Finnish man. Of course. There always need to be drunken Finnish man asking endless amount of stupid question. It is shortest night of the year, so why does it feel like longest there is!
It is exactly like traveling with 3 year old.
ARE WE THERE YET?
The only difference is that 3year old would fall a sleep eventually. This one…. nope. Not gonna give up. There is so many assumptions that I could write part 3 just out of these assumptions this one dude is making. And maybe I will, who knows!
Eve said to me before that night buses are the best because Finnish people tend to sleep and shut the fuck up. Yeah… Right… Unless they are drunk. When Finnish man is drunk, Finnish man is nosy as fuck. And annoying as fuck. And LOUD AS FUCK! Drunks and kids with negative age are exactly the same. If you give them ”No” as an answer there will be tantrum. A lot of endless insisting and whining with out point.
This bus trip is why I hate people. This is why I despise drunken people. Intoxication makes idiot people go even worse. It is going to be long 2 hours… So please enjoy the view we are having, without company we are having….