I get why you hate small talk in elevators, though I still prefer it to awkward silences or someone pulling out their phone just to ignore you. In the end, it's just a social formality that nobody actually cares about—a conversation where no one listens and people are just trying to box you in.

Your icebreaker cracked me up, though. If someone had asked me about fantasies in an elevator, it definitely would've been weird, but I sure wouldn't forget them. Congrats, a flawless plan... way better than remembering to bring an umbrella when it rains.

!LOLZ