Ah, I see. Well, it seems you have a rather... unique set of methods for, shall we say, 'tempering your passions.' Ice baths, I can understand – a bit of shock therapy to calm the nerves. But wokeism? That's a new one. Do tell, how does indulging help you, ahem, 'chill out'?

And as for 'girls gone gangrene'... I'm not even sure what to say about that one. Is that some sort of... avant-garde art movement? A genre of performance art that involves, well, decay and transformation?

You know, I think I need to write a story about you. You're a fascinating specimen, my friend. Would you like that?