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I'm surprised the governments of the world haven't passed a law yet making it mandatory to wear full body armor, goggles, and a helmet while opening Prosecco. I would guess sparkling wine-related injuries and property damage are fairly common. I once put a hole in my chin and knocked a few teeth loose while using a corkscrew to open a bottle of merlot.
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