I feel like I have whiplash from all of the recent market chaos. This is certainly not what most of us expected. I heard the other day that they only mega-investor who is up so far this year is Warren Buffett (+30%), and this is only because he liquidated a sizable portion of his stock portfolio in January. I thought to myself—why hasn't someone created a trading bot that tracks Buffett's moves? The man rarely makes a bad call.