Chuckle! Well, well, well, you're throwing away my brilliant idea!
That would make fight clubs everywhere superfluous, I'm not giving up hope that a good bunch of the lefties might be good for fighting after all. They have to learn first! Because you can see that they have the potential from all the broken things they leave behind everywhere. They really need it. So all is not lost. LoL.
They wouldn't have to die in the arenas, they would just beat the crap out of each other in a disciplined manner. So do you support the idea?