Oh, my love, I'm so sorry for you.... Shall I say it? I always knew that your wife was a dissolute person, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings. That her angina is really an exhibitionist vagina, oh, I could have thought of that myself! I was just too kind, as usual! And now she's doing it publicly and making a mockery of you. Disgusting.

You are so patient, I can hear that. Keep on continuing with your experiments, they will one day turn out great!

Sending all my love, dear! <3

P.S. Did she at least leave you the cat?