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Never mess with someone from the village
My arrival at the university was always a dream, since I was in high school I saw this goal as something far away for which there was still a long way to go, what I never imagined is that I would achieve it so quickly, time passed without realizing it and here I am, finally I have the opportunity to fulfill this goal feeling a great joy after crossing walking under the big arch of the entrance.
Full of enthusiasm, I head to the admissions office still carrying my suitcase with all the little things I picked up from my parent's house and some light clothes. I never thought that all my adolescent experiences could be compressed to fit in a suitcase, as the old popular saying goes. Yet, here I am, a skinny kid who just turned 18 years old from a distant province but was admitted to one of the most important universities in the capital thanks to my excellent grades.
Of course, it was not easy to keep up with my studies to achieve such an immense feat, I am the only young man in my village who managed to enter a university and only the third who has left the village for another city to a job different from the one that destiny assured him as a farmer on the family farm, but I am special, I was always very clear about what I wanted to learn, Since I was a child I saw myself directing the constructions as a great engineer and that is what I hope to become soon with the help of my faithful companion the coffee, at this point I must tell you by an obligation that none of this would have been possible if I did not have my rich coffee next to me in every sleepless night in which I immersed myself in the world of studies to ensure my grades in the subjects that would take me to the university.
The interview at the admissions office was a real torture, fortunately, I quickly managed to hit it off with a multicolored group of provincial students just like me who were also looking for a residence, and we were assigned to a room in the main engineering building. Exhausted, as soon as we arranged our things in the room, we chatted a little to get to know each other better and went to sleep with the hope in our minds of starting a new stage within this majestic campus.
The next day I was the first one to get up, or at least I thought so, I went straight to the kitchen in search of my beloved coffee to start brewing my usual morning cup, but I could not find it, I searched tirelessly in all the bags, but nothing, someone had taken my precious companion completely unbalancing the first day of the rest of my new life as a university student, after passing the tantrum for such a heinous crime committed against humanity I came to a single conclusion, of the 6 places available in the room only 4 of us were new students, so by discarding the other 2 occupants whom we had not yet met were already old and surely planned the typical pranks of the premiere for new students, unfortunately for them do not know the terrible door that just opened, captures my coffee as a hostage, is something so serious that can not be considered as anything less than an act of war and as such, would carry revenge, slow, atrocious and painful.
The first thing I set out to do was not to show them how effective and devastating their tasteless prank was, that would surely place them in utter bewilderment and in their desperation would put them at my mercy, allowing me the time I needed to plan my revenge. Completely ignoring the absence of my precious drink I prepared to bathe and get dressed to go out as if nothing happened to my first day of classes, before joining the classrooms two boys arrived to introduce themselves, they were the students of the last years of class that accompanied us in the room, so my suspicions were confirmed these are the culprits of the attack against me, so without showing the slightest anger I greeted them with a strong handshake and a fake smile.
It turns out that growing up on a farm has its advantages, from a young age you learn to differentiate plants and know what each one is for, so my revenge had to be stealthy and undetectable, but so heinous that no one would ever try to play a joke on me again. In the gardens I got a fruit from which is extracted a creamy substance that smells awful, its smell is so strong that soldiers use it in war to throw off the hunting dogs, but it has a special condition, its smell only manifests when it oxidizes, that is when it binds with water or dries with the sun, so it was the ideal ingredient to put in the shampoo of all my roommates and make them spend a much worse day than they made me spend when I could not drink my usual coffee in the mornings.
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