Using aerosolized stealth vaccines as tools of behavioral control and mind alteration

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Scientist:

And that would have the effect which is to essentially turn a fanatic into a normal person...

Audience:

How would you suggest that this is going to be dispersed? Via aerosol?

Scientist:

The present plan and the tests that we've done so far have used respiratory viruses such as flu or rhinoviruses, and we believe that's a satisfactory way to get the exposure of the largest part of the population... and we're quite confident this would be a very successful approach.

Audience:

What's the name of this proposal?

Scientist:

The name is FUNVAX, the vaccine for religious fundamentalism. The proposal has just been submitted, and I think the data that I have shown you today would support the development of this project and we think it has great promise.