Sneaky Santa

I was almost sad that I didn't get a Secret Santa gift this year. I know @trumpman is still waiting on his. Turns out, mine got sent to the other address where I was staying at the condo in town. Luckily, I had some good neighbors there that seen it and put it up until I could come and fetch it.

The red and silver garland was a nice touch and went over real well with the girlies as they thought it was a lei and had a blast dancing around the room. Or maybe that was because of all the chocolate?

Even Santa knows I'm worth at least a billion fuk'n dollars. But we'll keep that between us. A few firsts on the sweets list as I have never had those coconut rolls before. They disappeared quick. 😜 Also new was the Cherry Jubilee Andes bits there, I did manage to save a few of those yummy little morsels. I didn't have as much luck with the PB Clusters though, the girls tore those up pretty fast!

And since there is no proof! I got this sexy beast along with all the other goodies:

Isn't it marvelous? So shiny. Though, I was getting mixed signals from the big guy. Does he like the way I dig my dick so deep into shit? Is he calling me a dickhead? Or maybe since I'm such a PIMP, he's saying I'm the total cock of the walk. LMAO! Either way, it's really shiny so I'll give you another good satisfying look:

Right? Thank you there Mr. Kringle. I always love participating in these kinds of activities and hope the rest of you do too! And, if I don't talk to you before it's 2024, have a safe and Happy New Year! Oh wait, one last thing - REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even when I'm naughty.