Hey I'm a duck and I have a feather on my nose and I'm not sure how it got there and it kind of tickles and I think it was from maybe but I don't know I'm not for sure but it might have could possibly by chance been that gummi worm I took in the water and it got all sticky and slimy and slippery and felt like snot as I slurped it up and I'm still hungry and I like human food and you're a human and a big one and you're tall and I'm little and helpless and I make a lot of noise and go quack so you hear me and it's annoying and fun and the people love it and do you have any cookies and crackers and bread and french fries and even chicken nuggets and chickens are lame and I'm glad you came by and did you say you were going to feed me and hey I'm a duck.

REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am,