JOKE OF THE DAY: (27/12/2017)

• Some people are just too funny, dem go see twins, dem go ask
Question; “shey na twins”
Answer: No o…no be twins…..na pix mix (abi I wrong)
• In question tag class
Teacher: (example) I did the work myself, didn’t i?
@mimy: we chop the food last night, chopn’t we?
@ehiboss: I kill the chicken for Christmas, killn’t i?
(abeg, which one is correct)
• Teacher: @jamesmovic, if @oogowinner and @mimy give you two dogs, how many dogs have you?
@jamesmovic: 4 dogs
Teacher: haha how?
@jamesmovic: because I already have 2 at home
• Guys do you remember peter and Jane. Hmmm…..peter is now a Steemian while Jane is a mother of two
• Do you remember Ali and Simbi…. Ali is now a yahoo guy while Simbi is a runz girl
• My neighbour just born twins….na so den say make I give them name. I dey suggest:
• bread and butter
• dolce and gabbana
• copy and paste
• chicken and chips
abeg which one should I give them……..

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