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2016-09-08 02:54
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elysehauser
art
2016-10-26 23:48
Comics Vixen: Rat Queens
In addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the originals at sensiblereason.com. And yes, I am a verified writer! Check out my Twitter
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elysehauser
halloween
2016-10-25 01:00
All I Want for Halloween Is You…
...to buy local and secondhand for your costume! Every year, I’m mildly surprised by all the last-minute Halloween shoppers. I’m not saying I’ve never been one before, but most years I’m way too excited
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elysehauser
writing
2016-10-24 08:27
National Novel Writing Month: My First Time
NaNoWriMo is fast approaching, so in the spirit of the season I'm reposting my story about the first time I tried writing a novel in one month. You can read the original post at sensiblereason.com. And
elysehauser
art
2016-10-22 04:31
Comics Vixen: The New Black Panther
In addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the originals at sensiblereason.com. And yes, I am a verified writer! Check out my Twitter
elysehauser
poetry
2016-10-20 01:18
You Should Be (An Original Poem)
you should be borrowing my books sleeping next to me in your bed or in mine coming to my house walking in and out leaving here your clothes looking over my shoulder reading what I write. you should be
elysehauser
nobel
2016-10-19 23:45
Bob Dylan Deserved It
In case you hadn’t heard (you probably have, but news items tend to get buried under the political foolishness coming out of America these days), Bob Dylan is this year’s recipient of the Nobel Prize in
elysehauser
art
2016-10-10 23:56
Comics Vixen: Multiple Warheads
In addition to writing blog posts, I'm crossposting my comic book column here from its original home. You can read the originals at sensiblereason.com. And yes, I am a verified writer! Check out my Twitter
elysehauser
life
2016-10-09 10:49
The Problem With Being Basic
It’s fall, which means people across the land (of America, at least) either celebrating or lamenting the popularity of Ugg boots, black leggings, Northface jackets, and things flavored with bland imitations
elysehauser
art
2016-10-06 04:11
Comics Vixen: A Crash Course in Comic Books
Blogging is great. It's also time-consuming! So in the interest of consistently providing you with interesting things to read, I'm going to start crossposting my comic book column here, as well as writing
elysehauser
introducemyself
2016-09-28 16:22
Hi, My Name Is
The only important thing to know about me is that I am a writer. I'm actually a very good writer. Don’t think of me as too vain, though. I suck at everything else. Like most good writers early in their
elysehauser
poetry
2016-09-27 00:42
If/Then (An Original Poem)
If I fall in love one more goddamn time If I am not dreaming If another slow day slips into starlight while I sit still and watch If one more beautiful creature crosses my path, and allows me to touch
elysehauser
art
2016-09-26 09:18
My Muse is an Asshole
And yes, he is a real person. There is a common conception of the muse as a romantic figure. “My wife is my muse,” for example, is a popular kind of statement for artists who have found romantic stability.
elysehauser
social
2016-09-20 21:53
To Win at Social Media, Lie
I am part of the Myspace generation, a social media site so short-lived that the fact it has any relevance to me at all should make it fairly easy to pin down my age. With a few minor calculations, anyway.
elysehauser
life
2016-09-11 21:03
On Millennial Instability
Earlier this summer, I got an unexpected phone call from a friend who lives out of town. “Hey,” I said. “What are you up to?” “Well, I’m in Seattle,” she replied. “And I just got fired.” That night, we
