Once a Lawyer was travelling by train from Liverpool to Manchester. When the train started, He was traveling alone in the business class. Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite

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In a mother’s womb were two babies. One baby asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?” The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to

Have youever listened to any Master of ceremony crack their usual jokes at wedding receptions? It goes thus:.. "who should pay bills or take care of the children? Who is to pay school fees of children?

One who loves till you close your eyes, is a Mother. One who loves without an expression in the eyes, is a Father. Mother - Introduces you to the world. Father - Introduces the world to you. Mother : Gives

The Pastor seeing trouble, yelled back: “I am a pastor going to church not a thief” The officer replied: “Please, leave that pastor thing out. Anyway, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible

The goal is to be rich not to look rich

Jack Ma: Before I founded Alibaba, I invited 24 friends to my house to discuss the business opportunity. After discussing for about two hours, they were still confused — I have to say that I may not have

YOU HAVE 2 OPTIONS. It's either u store your money in the bank for safekeeping while the bank invest with your money and make profit unknown to you. OR You invest some part of your money in business to

She is a housewife, she heard about the piggy bank savings and decided to try it out. This is from N500 from the husband for ice cream, N1000 for recharge cards. She decided to deny herself some of those

A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin ... He said, Thank GOD I'm not poor. The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street

An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in; *PASTOR: How are you? *ME: I'm fine Daddy. *PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse

Success the iceberg illusion .

● changes her name ● changes her home ● leaves her family ● moves in with you ● builds a home with you ● gets pregnant for you ● pregnancy changes her body ● she gets fat ● almost gives up in the labour

There were days when My home used to be filled with laughter, arguments, fights, jokes and loads of mischief. Books used to be strewn all over the show. Pens and books all over, and clothes messing the

A man is not old until regrets takes the place of dreams. If you look back, chances are you could be going that way. When you achieve one dream, dream another. Getting what you want is only a problem if

The reason for this post is that so many people are getting attacked nowadays as so many evil people see acid as the punishment of sorts for whatever they feel offended by. So many victims in the aftermath

If you MARRY a good WIFE you are COMPLETE but If you MARRY a bad WIFE you are FINISHED. If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry

A man married a beautiful girl. He loved her very much. One day she developed a skin disease. Slowly she started to lose her beauty. It so happened that one day her husband left for a tour. While returning