Ba dum. Ba dum. Ba dum!
I'm not really afraid of sharks. They aren't the monsters that haunt my dreams. If I were going to pick any aquatic animal it would most likely be some hybrid alligator/crocodile prehistoric attacker that could swallow me whole al la Captain Hook from Peter pan. But when I'm at the beach, my mind instantly goes to Jaws.
Jaws, the biggest, baddest, killingest, shark of all time. He comes from no where to chomp unsuspecting swimmers and boaters to pieces with only a small fin as a warning - and that terrifying music. That is scary is stuff. To this day I refuse to ride on the back end of a banana boat and if I'm on a raft and something touches me, I'm convinced he's lurking beneath the surface.
So how do you make this movie more scary? Oh, I know. Why not have the entire audience sit in innertubes and watch the movie while they float? Who's ridiculous idea was this?!
photo credit from the link below
In Texas on Lake Travis you and your friends can float around on a summer night and scare yourselves stupid while watching Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge on a big screen similar to a drive in. It's an interactive experience that I'm not sure anyone asked for! Can you imagine floating around, at night, in a lake, with that music playing loudly over a speaker? I guess the good news is, if you wet your pants no one will know...
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/event/jaws-on-the-water
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