I'm dating this girl from a small town. I sit around with her extended family every night watching Jeopardy. Whoever gets the first question correct wins for the night. It's been 4 years, 3 months. 5 days...

Back in the dial up dark ages online dating sites were much less prevalent and came with much more stigma than today. I had messaged everyone that fit my criteria, female, over 18, lives within 250 miles.

I have two left testicles

This is just a picture of some of the first tomatoes ripening. I believe this is an Ox-heart variety. We have probably 50 plants, maybe 20 varieties? Lost the labels to many, so who really knows!