On the 27th of November 2021, we sealed the "CBD" oxymel with some laurel and thyme for the flavor. It was messy at times, and maybe a bit fun too.
Now that the entire multiverse just crashed and collapse in within it's own black hole with the crypto market being down like it's 2018 馃槃, I think it's time to drink our sorrows away. We are on a bit of a diet at home after the festivities, so instead we're going to drink some of that good old Oxy!
Note: Kids, if someone offer you some Oxy, say no, this ain't Oxymel!
All right! I am about to do this!
For those that don't know much about Oxymel, I encourage you to search online about it, we also have some interesting posts that could potentially open your mind, in a fractal way!
The ice might be a little bit stronger than expected...
Ah! It worked! Now that's it's done, we can maybe have a sip, just to get a feel.
I've tied my hair with organic hemp for the occasion, because I am such a pretty girl.
The first thing that comes to mind, is that I would do anything for a damn upvote. Hahah I am joking, the first thing that came to mind, is the sweetness of it, there is also a little acidic/bitter taste, that's vinegar!
Finally, I get a quick taste of the other "fragrances", it's actually not that bad.
Let's try this again.
I instantly feel that my hair are turning grey, I wonder if I dosed it correctly.
I think I need to have a physical test, see how far I can take it.
The test was perfect, I managed to run at a speed of 33km (20 miles) per hour, which is 3 times the average human speed, I was so fast that I even managed to walk on water, then turned around, went home, and felt that it was time to make an "omelette de fromage".
I feel much better now...Let's have some more!
What is this magic? Did I just invent a true elixir, the one that can grant you eternal life?
Or am I just tripping balls?
Ah! It doesn't get easier, maybe I should add more "CBD" in it, just to make sure it's dosed correctly. Where is my omelet?
I might need to barter with the ladies, eggs for oxymel girls!
Oh, I have an idea, how about an oxymel infused "Omelette de Fromage" burger?
That's a good idea, I know it is!
Tadaaaaaaa!
Disclaimer:
I think it's important to explain, that's this was of course a post made for entertainment purpose, and I do not promote the use of anything, I don't even promote the use of oxygen, or carbon dioxide, or air for that matter.
Don't do anything, just stop breathing, close your eyes.
All in all, and joke aside, I really learnt a lot this year about extracting active ingredients, properties of plants, and the possibilities are endless as each plant has its own effects.
So, how did your Oxymel taste? Are you planning on doing oxy anytime soon? 馃榿
