I spent NYE with that bae. At 92 Edith is more hip and happening than most people. ...

... Figuring out my name she said E.D. (as in Ed, my name is Edouard but Ed is more simple) and forgot to introduce herself so I said: nice to meet you Eddie. I genuinely meant it as a joke and so, my partner, not understanding I was jesting thought that was the case. Imagine my surprise when I realized her name was Edith. Funnily enough, she doesn't want to be called Eddie.