Be Ukraine
Have much corruption
Be Anatoly Yakovenko
Fucking pound beers, have (shit) idea about tracking time on-chain
Can't even keep time
Chain goes down more than Biden does on camera and in ratings
Can give emergency powers to take over chain
Literally beer-in hand, shifty eyes entire interview in April 27, 2022 https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/04/27/why-anatoly-yakovenko-left-traditional-tech-to-co-found-solana.html "If Bitcoin doesn't go PoS, it's done"
My FACE WHEN