You're welcome Carmina, I believe you'll do well on the Blockchain with your numerous skills which also involve poetry. It's good you've joined hive, your stay will be worthwhile.

Why can't I love games when they enable me to do things I can't do in real life like becoming a badass chic surviving a zombie apocalypse, a fairy that flies around and heals teammates, or just a regular person who can amazingly run for three hours and still have the energy to fight a bear

Lolz, you're right. Gaming makes us exercise that thing we long to be but can't in the real world. I suggest you try the splinterlands game as you get along with the platform.