I was wondering if they require a special driving school, these big fancy cars
Those are the special schools where they teach students that the turn signal switch is just a stick that gets in the way and serves no purpose 😀

As for the beaches, I absolutely hate that.

That's why Cyprus is my favorite sea destination.
Sunbeds and umbrellas, the same price on every beach, any row to the sea, 2.5e each (or 3e a piece, I'll see in few day), so you can choose what you want.
In addition, free wifi on the beaches with the bill for sunbeds, and free showers and toilets at every step.