When I saw the title, I really wondered what context you'd mention them in 🙂
The rich...
With their money, which they most often got at the expense of the rest of us by taking a piece of our lives, happiness, and resources, they compensate for the fact that they're not great people, to put it in your style, their small dicks.
I get the impression that to all of them, the rest of us are just a nuisance, that we're just getting in their way, that they have to squeeze into parking spots next to our cheap cars in their expensive ones, that they have to stop on the crosswalk (even though they'd love to just run us over and keep going without stopping), that we get in their way at the beach, where they intentionally pay high prices to rent umbrellas and lounge chairs just to make some beach off-limits to ordinary people...
But, fuck them, we're needed so they can keep piling up their fortunes at the expense of our lives.
They need someone to clean their mansions, cook, iron, babysit, fix things, do the physical labor for them...
Those little people, full of money, need to be charged a good price for all of that...
So if you do agree to work with them, charge them three, four times the price for a yoga class. Or, since they're so well-educated, let them teach the classes themselves.
And finally, I like the recipe for plum pie, I'll try it sometime 🙂
And the bikinis? Maybe they'll show up in some of the vacation pictures?
Have a great time and a wonderful vacation, wherever you wear them.
RE: Plums, Dicks and Bikinis